You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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