Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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