Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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