I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
