How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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