I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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