For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
MIDGETS
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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