watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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