remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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