please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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