I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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