she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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