ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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