Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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