After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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