I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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