did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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