Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
