I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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