Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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