I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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