put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
