Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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