I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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