You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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