Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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