The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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