Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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