How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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