You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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