Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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