How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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