We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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