this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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