Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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