Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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