Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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