the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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