I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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