The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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