I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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