Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
tell me about the fingering
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