glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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