Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
