You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
