can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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