Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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