If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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