ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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