Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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