So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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