Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.