i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.