Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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