Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(718): View more from New York

you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.

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(646): View more from New York

Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient

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(514): View more from Quebec

We had to coat check the pizza.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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(386): View more from Florida

Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes

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