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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too

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(816): View more from Missouri

YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(415): View more from California

Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.

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(678): View more from Georgia

My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.

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(416): View more from Toronto

What'd I miss?

(647): View more from Ontario

Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.

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