the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
smell my finger.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We had to coat check the pizza.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes