physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way