break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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