Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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