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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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